My buddy Natron hooked me up with this Ask A Ninja video - even though it’s not the weekend, I thought this video was worth posting. Plus, I have some pretty good Japanese Videos coming up this weekend!
In this video, our buddy The Ninja, gives a pretty good analogy of Net Neutrality and a West Coast favorite fast food place!
As most of you know, I am a huge pusher of Net Neutrality for the Internet - it’s really important! You can learn more about Net Neutrality in this post.

I’m still for the Jap vids…
You’ll get your wish! I have Japanese videos coming every weekend day for then next five weeks!
ohh man that sounds great. every ‘weekend’ eh.. hmm..
I love “Ask a Ninja”. The guy reminds me of Will Ferrell dressed up like a Ninja.
There is actually one where he is interviewing Will. Check it out on youtube.
Here’s that link: Ask A Ninja, Special Delivery 14 “Blades of Glory”
Exactly what I thought the first time I saw this guy. Funny stuff! I’ll have to check out the Will Ferrell interview. I’ve never seen it.
While entertaining, the ninja needs to do some more research on net neutrality. I work with the Hands Off the Internet coalition on this issue and if you’re interested wanted to point out a few things.
In your previous post, you noted,
“Net Neutrality is principle that preserves the free and open Internet - the First Amendment, and founding principle, of the Internet.”
This is false and a common misconception seen across the blogosphere. As Turk over at Kung Fu Quip points out,
“First of all, the ‘founding principle’ of the Internet is not Net Neutrality. Net Neutrality is a big government intrusion into the net. The government had previously understood that regulation of this still nascent medium is a terrible idea. Yet now the Net Neut proponents want to freeze development in its tracks - ostensibly convinced that innovation can go no further.
The proponents will tell you that net neutrality has always been - based on a law that applied to 40% of the broadband connections carried by DSL lines. It never applied to cable - which accounts for about 60% of the broadband connections. So NN was never “the founding principle”. It was a hindrance to DSL, and the lack of it allowed cable to arrive on the scene and steal the market (well, that and the fact that cable had faster lines and a $100 billion network investment to make it better).”
http://www.kungfuquip.com/archives/569
My organization has always endorsed the four principles of net neutrality: Consumers are entitled to access the lawful Internet content of their choice; Consumers are entitled to run applications and use services of their choice, subject to the needs of law enforcement; Consumers are entitled to connect their choice of legal devices that do not harm the network; Consumers are entitled to competition among network providers, application and service providers, and content providers. Yet, “net neutrality”, take your pick of the many definitions out there, will cause many more problems than it seeks to prevent. Not to mention net neutrality seeks to solve hypothetical problems based on what “could” happen. Nobody has proved that the laws and regulations we have in the books today aren’t sufficient to address these hypothetical doomsday scenarios.
This Guardian article gives some interesting background on the debate and also highlights the arguments of many of the most senior network engineers, including Richard Bennett and Robert Kahn, the “father of the internet.”
“Save The Internet took full advantage of rational fears, argues veteran internet engineer Richard Bennett, but in doing so, it created “an Intelligent Design for the Left”.
“The gap between fear and reality is even more stark when the technical issues are examined. The Neutrality amendments rejected by Congress last year would have made many of today’s private contracts illegal, and outlawed the techniques such as “traffic shaping” that ISPs use to curb bandwidth hogs, says Bennett.
Dr Robert Kahn says that Neutrality legislation poses a fundamental threat to internet research because it misunderstands what the internet really is; it’s a network of networks, and experimentation on private networks must be encouraged.”The internet has never been neutral,” explains Crowcroft. “Without traffic shaping, we won’t get the convergence that allows the innovation on TV and online games that we’ve seen in data and telephony.”
http://technology.guardian.co.uk/weekly/story/0,,2049763,00.html
Thanks.
wow
Now thats a freaking long comment. Longest in your history I think Saman!
No kidding! It takes a while to process all of that data!
It’s a spam comment, I made a similar post and got the exact comment from these guys. The only point they try make is that net neutrality is just being paranoid. I say, why trust big business to do what it right. Can anyone say, Worldcom, Enron, AA???
I saw that, I’m sure they just copy/paste the same response to posts…
I agree with you Nathan. While some people may not have the facts completely correct, the fact is that, big businesses want to direct you to what they want you to see!
I want to see the hotdog on a stick girl!
Here you go: Hot Dog On A Stick Girls
PS.
Nice template change :)!
Oh, cool! I had forgotten all about this series
Thanks for reminding me 
I just read that The Ninja will be on an upcoming episode of Myth Busters!!