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This prank call his hilarious! I need to start doing this to all of the telemarketers that call us during dinner! I’d have to practice keeping a straight face though…

Here are a few of my favorites: ¹

• While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
• When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad.
• For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
• Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse… horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
• There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
• On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
• When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald’s because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy’s.

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The Chuck Norris Facts are generally said to have been based on Late Night With Conan O’Brien skit but, like everything else on the Internet, they’ve gotten a life of their own! There’s a Chuck Norris iGoogle Gadget, a Apple Dashboard Widget and even a Chuck Norris Facts WordPress Plugin!

Read more about the Chuck Norris Facts on Wikipedia.

¹ These were all taken from Chuck Norris Facts.com – the best collection of Chuck Norris Facts on the Internet!

Now, we all know that a small fighter like this couldn’t have made it this far into space on it’s own – how did it get here and where is it now? Did the US Government disassemble it? What happened to it’s proton torpedoes? What about the pilot and it’s astromech droid.

I want answers people!!!!

Chances are you’ve seen this video already – especially if you’ve spent anytime on any forums on the net – but I love this video so much that I just had to post it! It’s from a Punjabi Musician named Daler Mehndi, he’s been an Internet sensation for a few years now. Watch the video and soon know why – this video is pretty funny and the song is catchy too!

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If you liked that, check out the Kerpal prank!

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This fake movie trailer features a bunch of young cadets fightig their way through Minesweeper Academy – will they all make it through? Only the best will…

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Unfortunately, that is not my body, but the body of stunt actor Leo Chiang!

Now that I’m looking at this picture more closely, my head is too big for my body- but it doesn’t really matter because I have some serious guns, so don’t mess with me because I have taken down Godzilla and Leo like to punch children!

You can see how flisterz is just to scared to look at me, and John and Don have no clue of the pain that is headed their way!

Who’s next in the MyBlogLog challege?! Who is willing to take on the mighty Samanaleo?!

General Motors doesn’t have a “help line” for people who don’t know how to drive, because people don’t buy cars like they buy computers – but imagine if they did…

Helpline:

“General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?”

Customer:

“I got in my car and closed the door, and nothing happened!”

Helpline:

“Did you put the key in the ignition and turn it?”

Customer:

“What’s an ignition?”

Helpline:

“It’s a starter motor that draws current from your battery and turns over the engine.”

Customer:

“Ignition? Motor? Battery? Engine? How come I have to know all of these technical terms just to use my car?”

Helpline:

“General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?”

Customer:

“My car ran fine for a week, and now it won’t go anywhere!”

Helpline:

“Is the gas tank empty?”

Customer:

“Huh? How do I know?”

Helpline:

“There’s a little gauge on the front panel, with a needle, and markings from ‘E’ to ‘F’. Where is the needle pointing?”

Customer:

“I see an ‘E’ but no ‘F’.”

Helpline:

“You see the ‘E’ and just to the right is the ‘F’.”

Customer:

“No, just to the right of the first ‘E’ is a ‘V’.”

Helpline:

“A ‘V’?!?”

Customer:

“Yeah, there’s a ‘C’, an ‘H’, the first ‘E’, then a ‘V’, followed by ‘R’, ‘O’, ‘L’ …”

Helpline:

“No, no, no sir! That’s the front of the car. When you sit behind the steering wheel, that’s the panel I’m talking about.”

Customer:

“That steering wheel thingy — Is that the round thing that honks the horn?”

Helpline:

“Yes, among other things.”

Customer:

“The needle’s pointing to ‘E’. What does that mean?”

Helpline:

“It means that you have to visit a gasoline vendor and purchase some more gasoline. You can install it yourself, or pay the vendor to install it for you.”

Customer:

“What? I paid $12,000 for this car! Now you tell me that I have to keep buying more components? I want a car that comes with everything built in!”

Helpline:

“General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?”

Customer:

“Your cars suck!”

Helpline:

“What’s wrong?”

Customer:

“It crashed, that’s what went wrong!”

Helpline:

“What were you doing?”

Customer:

“I wanted to go faster, so I pushed the accelerator pedal all the way to the floor. It worked for a while, and then it crashed — and now it won’t even start up!”

Helpline:

“I’m sorry, sir, but it’s your responsibility if you misuse the product.”

Customer:

“Misuse it? I was just following this damned manual of yours. It said to make the car go to put the transmission in ‘D’ and press the accelerator pedal. That’s exactly what I did — now the damn thing’s crashed.”

Helpline:

“Did you read the entire operator’s manual before operating the car sir?”

Customer:

“What? Of course I did! I told you I did EVERYTHING the manual said and it didn’t work!”

Helpline:

“Didn’t you attempt to slow down so you wouldn’t crash?”

Customer:

“How do you do THAT?”

Helpline:

“You said you read the entire manual, sir. It’s on page 14. The pedal next to the accelerator.”

Customer:

“Well, I don’t have all day to sit around and read this manual you know.”

Helpline:

“Of course not. What do you expect us to do about it?”

Customer:

“I want you to send me one of the latest versions that goes fast and won’t crash anymore!”

Helpline:

“General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?”

Customer:

“Hi! I just bought my first car, and I chose your car because it has automatic transmission, cruise control, power steering, power brakes, and power door locks.”

Helpline:

“Thanks for buying our car. How can I help you?”

Customer:

“How do I work it?”

Helpline:

“Do you know how to drive?”

Customer:

“Do I know how to what?”

Helpline:

“Do you know how to DRIVE?”

Customer:

“I’m not a technical person! I just want to go places in my car!”

I didn’t think this one was as funny as The Landlord, but Pearl is still very cute!

I still get excited as the coaster climbs to the top!

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This Photoshop hilarity comes to you by a member of a Boba Fett prop-making site, Count Dookie. The topic of the thread was on creating a white Darth Vader costume and another board member posted this picture of a White Vader, which was taken at the 2005 San Diego Comic Con.

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The basic plot of the movies is a Flash animator (or, as my buddy the AngryNetworker calls them: The Scribe Of Sheathed Tunics) creates and fights his animation – they’re very creative and fun to watch!

I love Part 2 the best, it’s definitly a great sequal – make sure you watch Part 1 first though!

Animation vs. Animation

Animation vs. Animation 2