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Here we are at the weekend and it’s time for another great Japanese video! In this one, contestants watch a video of a Japanese student trying to speak English. Those who laugh get punished!

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Here we are at the weekend and here’s another funny Japanese video for you! I realize that this video is for children, but that doesn’t make it any less bizarre!

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For those of you who are new to Samanathon.com, I like to post funny Japanese videos on the weekends - I haven’t had the opportunity lately, but I have a good one for you today: What happens when a chimpanzee and a pit-bull team up and take on some elementary school kids in a sit-up competition? Watch the video and see who wins!

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I was visiting Thomas De Maesschalck’s site last Sunday when I noticed his MyBlogLog plugin running in the sidebar, at first I didn’t think anything of it - but that was until I noticed how buff I looked - and I’m even better looking with some sick tattoos!

Unfortunately, that is not my body, but the body of stunt actor Leo Chiang!

Now that I’m looking at this picture more closely, my head is too big for my body- but it doesn’t really matter because I have some serious guns, so don’t mess with me because I have taken down Godzilla and Leo like to punch children!

You can see how flisterz is just to scared to look at me, and John and Don have no clue of the pain that is headed their way!

Who’s next in the MyBlogLog challege?! Who is willing to take on the mighty Samanaleo?!

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I usually don’t like to post jokes, but since I can really relate to this, I just couldn’t resist!

General Motors doesn’t have a “help line” for people who don’t know how to drive, because people don’t buy cars like they buy computers - but imagine if they did…

Helpline:

“General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?”

Customer:

“I got in my car and closed the door, and nothing happened!”

Helpline:

“Did you put the key in the ignition and turn it?”

Customer:

“What’s an ignition?”

Helpline:

“It’s a starter motor that draws current from your battery and turns over the engine.”

Customer:

“Ignition? Motor? Battery? Engine? How come I have to know all of these technical terms just to use my car?”

Helpline:

“General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?”

Customer:

“My car ran fine for a week, and now it won’t go anywhere!”

Helpline:

“Is the gas tank empty?”

Customer:

“Huh? How do I know?”

Helpline:

“There’s a little gauge on the front panel, with a needle, and markings from ‘E’ to ‘F’. Where is the needle pointing?”

Customer:

“I see an ‘E’ but no ‘F’.”

Helpline:

“You see the ‘E’ and just to the right is the ‘F’.”

Customer:

“No, just to the right of the first ‘E’ is a ‘V’.”

Helpline:

“A ‘V’?!?”

Customer:

“Yeah, there’s a ‘C’, an ‘H’, the first ‘E’, then a ‘V’, followed by ‘R’, ‘O’, ‘L’ …”

Helpline:

“No, no, no sir! That’s the front of the car. When you sit behind the steering wheel, that’s the panel I’m talking about.”

Customer:

“That steering wheel thingy — Is that the round thing that honks the horn?”

Helpline:

“Yes, among other things.”

Customer:

“The needle’s pointing to ‘E’. What does that mean?”

Helpline:

“It means that you have to visit a gasoline vendor and purchase some more gasoline. You can install it yourself, or pay the vendor to install it for you.”

Customer:

“What? I paid $12,000 for this car! Now you tell me that I have to keep buying more components? I want a car that comes with everything built in!”

Helpline:

“General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?”

Customer:

“Your cars suck!”

Helpline:

“What’s wrong?”

Customer:

“It crashed, that’s what went wrong!”

Helpline:

“What were you doing?”

Customer:

“I wanted to go faster, so I pushed the accelerator pedal all the way to the floor. It worked for a while, and then it crashed — and now it won’t even start up!”

Helpline:

“I’m sorry, sir, but it’s your responsibility if you misuse the product.”

Customer:

“Misuse it? I was just following this damned manual of yours. It said to make the car go to put the transmission in ‘D’ and press the accelerator pedal. That’s exactly what I did — now the damn thing’s crashed.”

Helpline:

“Did you read the entire operator’s manual before operating the car sir?”

Customer:

“What? Of course I did! I told you I did EVERYTHING the manual said and it didn’t work!”

Helpline:

“Didn’t you attempt to slow down so you wouldn’t crash?”

Customer:

“How do you do THAT?”

Helpline:

“You said you read the entire manual, sir. It’s on page 14. The pedal next to the accelerator.”

Customer:

“Well, I don’t have all day to sit around and read this manual you know.”

Helpline:

“Of course not. What do you expect us to do about it?”

Customer:

“I want you to send me one of the latest versions that goes fast and won’t crash anymore!”

Helpline:

“General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?”

Customer:

“Hi! I just bought my first car, and I chose your car because it has automatic transmission, cruise control, power steering, power brakes, and power door locks.”

Helpline:

“Thanks for buying our car. How can I help you?”

Customer:

“How do I work it?”

Helpline:

“Do you know how to drive?”

Customer:

“Do I know how to what?”

Helpline:

“Do you know how to DRIVE?”

Customer:

“I’m not a technical person! I just want to go places in my car!”

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