One of my co-workers turned me onto a site I had never seen before: Gizoogle.com - it’s hilarious! Google has a translation service that will allow you to translate most common languages into other languages, Gizoogle uses a similar service to translate any site into Jive!
I translated my one of my post and I couldn’t help laugh out loud!
Original Content
Windows Vista Security Is Annoying!!
I bought my father-in-law a new Dell and it shipped with Vista. It arrived the other day and I went to his house to set it up for him. Since I heard of the DRM and asinine security scheme, I made the decision that I will not willingly install Vista as a primary operating system - not until a lot of things change.
Translated Content
Windows Vista Security Is Weed-smokin’!
I bought mah killa a new Dizzle n it shipped wit Vista n shit. It arrived tha otha day n I went ta his hizouse ta set it up fo` him keep’n it real yo. Since I heard of tha DRM n asinine security scheme, I mizzy tha decision thiznat I wiznill not willingly install Vista as a primary mobbin’ system - not until a lot of th’n change . Drop it like its hot.
It even translated the comments! Y’all some playas dog!
Go ahead and translate your site - just a warning: I have seen a couple of cuss words so this site might not be work appropriate!
So if something is annoying its Weed Smokin’?
I have to say thats one I have not heard before, in fact I think its whack!
Tru’ Dat Foo!
It really should be Smokin’ Weed Oh well…
wow that’s hilarious… i’m definitely translating one of my posts. I really want to work at Google and help come up and create with these weird projects lol…
You’ve probably seen the famous 1337 speak google search (although it doesn’t translate).
thats cool, 1337 speek is c001!!
I actually hadn’t seen that before, it’s kind of cool…
You’ve seen Google X right?
no i haven’t
i’ve never had a mac so I guess that’s my first taste of a mac…
since we’re on wacky google stuff, have you heard of elgoog?
it’s not an official google one though…
i wonder if there’s a list of all these things somewhere :S
I just ran it on my site, and it called my new plugin:
Bob’s Simplistic Navigizzles
Man, where are great titles like this ahead of time?
And it turns Nice4Rice.com from Nice to Funky Ass. So when my website is translated it says:
Funky Ass4rice.com Honors Me Wit A Review
That definitely does not sound good, I doubt Nick’s site would have taken off so much if it was Funky Ass that you gave rice out for.
Da Homies am lov’n da Funky Asses Yo!
Junk in da truck 4 life dogz!
harry potter and the order of the phoenix:
Harry Brotha n tha Wanna Be Gangsta of tha Phoenix
(hey, I actually like the books… don’t laugh
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I wanted to translate this post because it had drunk in it
Picasso’s £250,000 Scribble
Ebonics Translation
“t turns out, if you’re a bootylicious artist, even yo doodles cost £250,000”
now I know what the word in the hood is about me…
haha . . saw this a long time ago . . . . thanks for reminding me about it