We got a little nutty at work the other day and this is the result: We had a malfunctioning Linksys 8 port hub. The little device worked well for a long time, but could take packets no more 
So we decided to send it off with some style! 
Step One:
Grab the nearest hole making device, we used a drill. You can use anything: spoon, gun, your teeth - whatever will work!
Step Two:
Break the circuit board. Not really necessary - but why not?! We used a combination of scissor kicks and the slam-against-concrete method.
Step Three:
Wire your chain. I used speaker wire. Why? WHY NOT?! The sheath on this wire was clear, the negative wire was silver colored and the positive was copper colored. Definitely added to the “Bling Factor”!! Notice that I used correct wire splicing technique - minus the soldering gun!
Step Four:
Show off your Geek Bling and getz yourself some mad-honeys yo!
Yeah, I’m hard-core. Believe it or not, I walked around Washington D.C. for two days wearing this!
Wouldn’t Cat5/6 cable been more appropriate? Thats like hanging a gold emblem from a silver chain my brother…..just don’t go together…..
In all seriousness of being unserious, this is funny as hell! I was going to tell you to register geekbling.com and open up a store, but this guy beet you to it:
geekbling.com
He does seem as cool as you though….
Some type of twisted pair cable would have been appropriate, but that costs money and speaker wire is cheap!
That image on geekbling.com is pimp!! I love the cookie jar crown!
You guys gotta head over to http://www.nerdbling.com/
HOLY CRAP! That has to be one of the worst website I have ever seen!!
Crazy
You don’t know how close i was to destroying my netgear 8 port USB hub today. If i had done that, I would have definitely entered your contest!
Hey, it’s not to late!
Did Linksys pay you for that one?
Yeah, I wish!
lol… should’ve went with a CAT5 cable filled with glitter.
you rocked that bling all day i remember!
I like my ancient hard drive hung around my neck with a power cable better