I Saved Japan!
Written by Saman Sadeghi on March 17, 2007 Add comments
Dear Japanese Citizens,
I am happy to announce that I have successfully defeated Godzilla. I apologize for the destruction of the Takashi Corporate Tower, District 51 firehouse, City Hall and all 172 nuclear power plants. Although there were many, many losses of life, you can rest calmly in your beds tonight knowing that The Terror is gone.
I have appointed myself as “Country Commander”. You can expect many new laws now that I am running the show.
You do not need to thank me.
Love,
Samathra
P.S. Here are some photos for your scrapbooks.
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You have to move forward to grapple with him!
I was trying, but Godzilla was afraid of me!
thank you saman the great for saving my people!
It was the least I could do - NOW SURRENDER!!
I’m big in Japan also…
Thanks for the linkback Nathan!!! I really appreciate it!
You are my hero. Now can you find these “weapons of mass destruction”? Or how about Bin Laden?
Vary good Saman, your half way towards creating a viral marketting campaign!
Also, I was googling for some IE6 info the other day an guess where I ended up!
I was really pleased for you! I didnt find the info I was looking for (passing url from the command line, I still dont know if you can do this) but it just go’s to show your SEO is effective!
Really? What did you Google for?!?!?
Sorry, I can’t remember, it will be in your logs though
I wanted to start IE with a command line argument to send it to a URL, I tried a few different searches, I was not looking at the domain in google and was pleasantly surprised when I saw it was you
I would have been searching for terms like:
pass url to ie
pass url ie command line
that tends to be the way I search…
Jez, I have written an article on passing a URL through the Command Prompt for Internet Explorer 7!
Yup that was the one I found with Google, and it does show what I was looking for… made mistake before, I googled so many sites that day kinda lost track…
you are too funny!!!
Ive been adding some more plug ins around comments on my site, my review of you attracted quite a few
Got me thinking, you should do a post titled:
“Pimp my blog”
as in the MTV show “pimp my ride” … only in America, funny stuff
Haha so random!
I’m glad you liked it Jon! I have said for a very log time: The only rule for my humor is that, I don’t really care if you laugh, as long as I think it’s funny - that’s all that matters!
It is nice to hear that others enjoy my personal brand of non-sense!
I have to agree . . this is so random! hahaha
I came to congratulate you for the boost to 1965. I will get back to JC to complain. Hold on.
Well I know I’ll sleep easier tonight knowing Godzilla has been taken down (although it’s too bad you didn’t get any pictures of you putting him in a chokehold or something). I don’t know how many times I’ve seen the Japanese blow this opportunity, getting most of Tokyo wrecked instead; you’ve really done them all a favor. Oh and watch out for Gamera. If I remember right I think fire doesn’t hurt him, so you’ll need to bust out some kickboxing moves or something.
I’m so glad you stopped by Ross!! I’m publishing an article about your site this week! I love your movies!!! Keep up the great work man!!
BTW: Godzilla was hard to photograph, the helicopter pilots kept getting killed!
That’s not Godzilla, it’s Technorzilla, and you’re battling your way to the top 100!!
Who’s Godzilla? The one on the left or on the right?
That’s funny.
hey Saman, congrats on the rank bump.. looks good on you
Thanks bud, I think I wear it well
You should host a Photoshop contest here. Just pick a theme like ‘Saman battling his way to the top of Technorati’ and maybe a source image of you and then see what sort of ridiculous monstrosities come out the other end. First prize gets a site review. I like free site reviews.
Frank, that is a fantastic idea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh and Saman, is that you who’s starring in ‘300′ as the Spartan king? You have the facial hair for it.
I think I’ve been reading JC too much, the evil is spreading to me…
So what are your plans for Japan?
ooops… did you check if there were eggs left behind to hatch?
My plans? DOMINATION OF COURSE!!!!
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lol that’s intense… it’s sad that i didn’t even know godzilla came from japan until a few months ago, because of the movie showing him to be from the u.s.
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now we are fussing and now we are fightin. Liesbeth Kiki.