Dear Japanese Citizens,

I am happy to announce that I have successfully defeated Godzilla. I apologize for the destruction of the Takashi Corporate Tower, District 51 firehouse, City Hall and all 172 nuclear power plants. Although there were many, many losses of life, you can rest calmly in your beds tonight knowing that The Terror is gone.

I have appointed myself as “Country Commander”. You can expect many new laws now that I am running the show.

You do not need to thank me.

Love,

Samathra

P.S. Here are some photos for your scrapbooks.

Godzilla vs Samathra

Godzilla vs Samathra 2