Worst. Playground Toys. Ever.
Written by Saman Sadeghi on June 27, 2007 Add comments
I’m a dad and I don’t know how I would feel if I saw these on a playground - I would try to protect my kids, but I think I would be the same guy taking pictures!
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The mind boggles - I showed my 11 year old the photo of the elephant and she thought it was the funniest thing she has ever seen (I didn’t show her the other two though)
I didn’t show my ten year old these pictures, she would get a kick out of it though!
That’s just wrong
Who thinks up of these things… and then, who okay’s it to be built?!
Oh my GOSH. I can’t believe it. My 9 and 7 year old are down here cracking up. The elephant poop shoot! haha
I think the 2nd one is of 4 legged racing, rather than what you’d think it is. As for the other two, and especially the third one … I have no idea. What the hell. LMAO
This sign is of three-legged-race, but it looks so horrible!
Hmm giant monkey vage, for those up-and-coming OBGYN’s?
It’s called wheelbarrow, not 4 legged race, not 3 legged race.
And the monkey is mildly disturbing… worlds largest fleshlight?
What is that monkey one supposed to be? Guess only the designer knows for sure.
it looks like it’s just a long tube with a monkey riding… umm… i meant sitting on the front…
is the first one just a slide placed behind an elephant? or do you climb into the elephant and out into the slide? either way that’s so stupid
protect them for what? You find it shocking, they don’t have a clue for god’s sake.
Trust me, children are much smarter then you’re giving them credit for…
PROCEDURE FOR RESCUING CHILDREN EATEN BY ELEPHANT
1. INSERT RED RESCUE TUBE INTO RECTUM OF ANIMAL
2. ENCOURAGE YOUTH TO SLIDE OUT FEET FIRST
Now that’s funny!!
Hahaha… I think the best part is the abandoned footwear outside the monkey. Like some bizarre horror scene where the children were engulfed by it’s….orafice and never seen again. Only their shoes remained. Eek.
thats a monkey penis
What if the designers are a group of children??
The Elephant was probably a good idea on paper, but why when elephants have a trunk, do you choose to have the slide come out the rear rather than it being the front trunk? Here is the scariest part, PEOPLE DID GET PAID to create these items…
The elephant slide looks pretty photoshopped to me, there’s a huge blur where the 2 parts connect.
The monkey one leaves me dumbfounded…
arrest the kids who r playing like that
good luck
THE MONKEY VAGINA TRAP… we fill it with KY gelly or Jello
That is realy disgusting. I wonder if someone noticed that form parents.
your cute to bad i dont have a hott picture of me
You all do realize these are fake pictures …don’t you???
Read the comments - they aren’t.
the monkee has a big root!
These are just wrong…funny but wrong
Funny wrong even. Strange world we live in.
omg lmao….that elephant and monkey are hysterical.
woooooooooooow, that isn’t right. I wouldn’t want my kid crawling up an elephants ass, or worse yet an elephant crapping out kids.
I guess you can say that “variety is the spice of life”. Where were these toys when I was a kid?
That was hilarious!!! I need those in my backyard!
wow, who makes these things. thats just plain bad design.
I loe the elephant, I think it’s cute for kids. They all love butt jokes.
yeap i am a father too…what a nightmare of playgrounds
ok im 11 and i love the elephant. butt (pun intended) i dont want to have anything to do with a homo monky with giant balls
— a boy
the first pic. hands down! wow.
the last one is terrible
This is just wrong on so many levels lol
Very funny. How do the kids get into the elephant? I want to know.
Disturbing, but funny
My 6 year old was with me looking at these, it took her about two seconds to say “that’s gross” to the elephant one. She didn’t get the monkey one and I did NOT explain!!